Summary
AFTER 35 years as a hack, I still haven't found a suitable expression to mask the disappointment of failure at an awards ceremony.
This is bizarre, because I'm seldom disappointed by failure: it's hung around too long. It has crept upon me so many times that at school they believed I had a double-barreled name: Lockley-Failed.See the full content of this document
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'And the Award ' Doesn't Go to Mike Lockley '
Spectacular failures have included breaking into a run during the sports day walking race, which sparked a stampede among fellow competitors; speaking in a broad Yorkshire accent du...
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